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Alternatives for Swearing in Front of Your Kids

By Michelle Mitchell Mar 7, 2019 | 4:11 PM

A recent survey asked 2,000 parents for alternate words and phrases they use, so they don’t curse in front of their kids.  Here are ten popular answers . . .

1.  “What the frog.”

2.  “Sugar,” instead of the S-word.

3.  “Oh muck.”

4.  “Shitake mushrooms.”  (Seriously?  Who says that?)

5.  “Mother-SMUCKER.”

6.  “Oh, cheeses,” instead of “Oh, Jesus.”

7.  “Shut the front door.”

8.  “Fire truck.”

9.  “Bull spit.”

10.  “Oh ship.”

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