It’s St. Patty’s day weekend! And just in time for the most buzz-worthy time of the year, Injury Claim Coach has published an article on the most common drinking related injuries in the country. Perhaps not shockingly, men tend to suffer from alcohol-related injuries more often than our female counterparts. I’m not the exception here, as I have a story of my own.
Years ago I lived in a “party house.” And, as one would imagine by living such a booze-fueled lifestyle, I may have had a bit too much to drink one night and decided to take the party to the roof. By myself. Fortunately I made the journey to the roof. Unfortunately, I didn’t stay there long. I succumbed to a potent mixture of gravity and bad decision making by falling face-first off the roof and onto the back deck of the house. Luckily, I went limp and landed perfectly (or as perfectly as one could) enough to avoid major injury. Groggily, I stood up as my roommate stared in silence. Thirty whole seconds passed before he finally spoke.
“Dude… Did you just fall off the roof? THAT’S AWESOME!”
Check out the whole story here.