RYAN REYNOLDS is begging his fellow Canadians not to kill his promiscuous mom. (???)
Last week, an official from Ryan’s native British Columbia put out a call to Ryan, asking him to tell young people to stay home and STOP THE SPREAD of the coronavirus.
So Ryan did his duty . . . as only Ryan Reynolds can. He sent a message saying, quote, “It’s terrible that [COVID-19] affects our most vulnerable. B.C., that’s home to some of the coolest older people on Earth.
“My mom, she doesn’t want to be cooped up in her apartment all day. She wants to be out there cruising Kitsilano Beach looking for some young 30-something Abercrombie burnout to go full Mrs. Robinson on. She is insatiable.
“I hope young people in B.C. don’t kill my mom frankly. Let’s not kill anyone. I think that’s reasonable.”
Called your office. Left a message. pic.twitter.com/CGp2IZagrD
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 14, 2020
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