A Florida homeowner called the fire department from the bathroom to report a bad case of reptile dysfunction.
Police say the owner went to use the toilet, lifted up the lid, and discovered a large iguana was already using it. The lizard appeared to be just hanging out in the bowl. Firefighters arrived and safely removed the lost bowl bandit. It was taken outside and released. Firefighters have no idea how or why the iguana got into the toilet.
This is almost as scary as something you’d find in a rest stop bathroom.