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Gretchen Wilson, who is most famous for her song, “Redneck Woman”, is always called upon when someone needs an opinion on rednecks.
And she was being interviewed recently, so naturally she was asked to judge a redneck scorecard. A score of ONE is not redneck, and a score of TEN is very redneck.
Here were her answers:
1. The first item was a White Claw . . . And she said, “That doesn’t belong on this list.” That’s a score so low, it doesn’t even qualify.
2. Boiled peanuts . . . She rated a six.
3. Matcha Tea . . . She said, “It looks green and gross. Doesn’t belong on the list.”
4. Fried pickles . . . She rated a nine.
5. And last they showed a Tesla Cybertruck, and Gretchen said, “Absolutely not, what is that? A spaceship? Minus one.”
(The Boot)
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