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Who Can Pete Davidson Date Next? Here Are Some “SERIOUS” Suggestions

By bondsy Aug 9, 2022 | 5:54 AM

Pete Davidson poses at the red carpet of the 44th Kennedy Center Honors, at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts in Washington, U.S, December 5, 2021. REUTERS/Tom Brenner

The questions we SHOULD be asking:  How do we get inflation down?  How do we heal the crippling political divide in our country?  How do we solve the crisis in Ukraine?

The question we ARE asking:  Who will Pete Davidson date next?  Well, Twitter has some suggestions.

They include:

1.  Jennifer Coolidge. . . a.k.a. Stifler’s Mom in the “American Pie” movies.

2.  The Great Pacific garbage patch.

3.  Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

4.  A Minion.

5.  Susan Sarandon.

6.  Queen Elizabeth.

7.  Oprah.

8.  Martha Stewart.

9.  Taylor Swift’s private jet.

10.  The Virgin Mary.

If YOU want to be next, it might be easier than you think.

One person Tweeted, quote, “If you say Pete Davidson’s name in a mirror 3 times he will come date you.”

 

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