Author Archives: bondsy

Kraft Heinz Is Selling Candy Hot Dogs, Pickles, and Mac-and-Cheese for Halloween
If you've been handing out macaroni and pickles on Halloween, you're definitely the weird one on your block. But a little less so now . . . Kraft Heinz is selling CANDY versions of three of its most p...
bondsy Sep 25, 2023 Kurtis Garbutt / CC

It's Getting Ugly Between Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner
Things between Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have gotten REAL UGLY, REAL FAST. Sophie is now SUING Joe, claiming that he's unlawfully keeping their kids in New York City . . . even though they supposedl...
bondsy Sep 22, 2023 Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner arrives at the Vanity Fair Oscar party after the 95th Academy Awards, known as the Oscars, in Beverly Hills, California, U.S., March 12, 2023. REUTERS/Danny Moloshok

Women Are Adding Fake Belly Buttons to Make Their Legs Look Longer
This is kind of brilliant, and also just very weird . . . Women are now adding fake SECOND BELLY BUTTONS to their stomach to make their legs look longer. (???) It's become a thing in China. You buy te...
bondsy Sep 22, 2023 zeevveez / CC

Best Way to Get People to Come to Church - OFFER BEER?
Here is Reverend Nick Widdows explaining why the beer taps were put in. But people are slamming the 600-year-old church in England for in...
bondsy Sep 21, 2023 Karen Neoh / CC

America Says "Friday the 13th" Is the Most Iconic Horror Film
It's about time to start picking your Halloween watch list. And a new poll offers insight into what America will be viewing. 2,000 people were surveyed, and 60% like spooky movies that are eerie, wher...
bondsy Sep 21, 2023 Casey Florig / CC

70% of People Would Drink More Water . . . If It Didn't Taste Like Water
Do you struggle to drink enough WATER? They say you're supposed to aim for eight glasses a day . . . but you might fall a LITTLE short of that . . . closer to, like, TWO. (???) In a new survey, Gen Z'...
bondsy Sep 20, 2023

People Are Talking About the Weirdest Dating Requirements They Have
Some people on the dating scene are looking for someone attractive. Others are looking for someone smart . . . or funny . . . or who shares a major interest. And others will only date GOOD SPELLERS. (...
bondsy Sep 20, 2023

This Is True Terror: Halloween Horror Nights Is Threatening Patrons with . . . Taylor Swift!!!
Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios is particularly terrifying this year, thanks to the addition of . . . Taylor Swift. Or at least, the THREAT of Taylor Swift. Somebody who was there Sunday ...
bondsy Sep 19, 2023

Three Ways to Stay Awake Without Caffeine
Caffeine is great. It's not going anywhere in my life. But now I know what to do if I just want to cheat on it a little. Here are three things you can do to stay awake WITHOUT pumping more caffeine in...
bondsy Sep 19, 2023 Carlos Ebert / CC
Pep Rally Pop Quiz 2023: Week 4 Winners - CHATHAM GLENWOOD
bondsy Sep 18, 2023
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