Author Archives: bondsy
What Injuries Would the "Home Alone" Bandits Have Suffered in Real Life?
You know those booby traps from "Home Alone"? A doctor is here to tell us how injured the Wet Bandits Marv and Harry would have been in real life thanks to Kevin McCallister's Yuletide sadism. 1. BB g...
Dec 01, 2021 s_herman / CC
The #1 Gift to Give to the Person Who Has Everything Is . . . Chocolate
It's hard to buy a gift for someone who already has EVERYTHING, so here are some ideas. In a new poll, people were asked what gifts you can ALWAYS fall back on. And chocolate was the #1 answer, with 5...
Dec 01, 2021
Four Things to Look Forward to in December
Here are a few things to look forward to in December . . . 1. In sports: There's lots of NFL action this month, and college football's bowl games start on the 17th. Also, the MLS Cup final is December...
Dec 01, 2021
Good News: Generous Kids, Free Pies, and a $2,000 Tip
Here are a few more good news stories making the rounds . . . 1. A guy in Utah named Josh Downs wanted to do something nice for people who had to work on Thanksgiving. So last Thursday, he drove aroun...
Nov 30, 2021
The Radio in Our Car Is Still the #1 Way We Listen to Music
It seems like everyone's got AirPods, Spotify, and an Amazon Echo now. But even with all those options, the #1 way we listen to music is the way you're doing it right now. A new survey found RADIO is ...
Nov 30, 2021
It Would Cost $41,000 to Buy All the Stuff from "The 12 Days of Christmas" This Year
If you're looking to buy ALL the stuff from the "12 Days of Christmas" song . . . three French hens, two turtle doves, and so on . . . you're going to have to shell out more than in past years. PNC Fi...
Nov 30, 2021
Drivers with BMWs, Electric Cars, and Vanity Plates Are More Likely to Be Psychopaths
If you're driving around in a gold BMW with vanity plates, and your car runs on sunlight, give us a call and plead your case. Someone out there is trying to sully your good name. A used car website in...
Nov 30, 2021
The Average Person Decides If They Like a Christmas Present in 14 Seconds
Maybe think about THIS as you're doing your holiday shopping . . . In a new survey, the average person says they take just 14 seconds to decide if they like a Christmas gift . . . and whether it will ...
Nov 29, 2021
Dave Chappelle Went to His Old High School and Berated the Kids
DAVE CHAPPELLE has reached the "yelling at kids" phase of his public breakdown. Last Tuesday, he made a surprise appearance at his alma mater, D.C.'s Duke Ellington School of the Arts. That was the da...
Nov 29, 2021 Comedian Dave Chappelle poses at the premiere for "BlacKkKlansman" in Beverly Hills, California, U.S., August 8, 2018. REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
11/24: Lizzy
Our Wet Nose Wednesday star for this week is looking for a home for the holidays. This nice girl has been waiting in her kennel since October 25th to meet her new family. Lizzy is a beautiful, blue pi...
Nov 24, 2021