Author Archives: bondsy
A Company Will Pay Someone $9,000 to Browse the Internet
Here's a new job where you can use all the skills you've picked up while slacking off at your current job. The web browser Opera is hiring someone for a two-week gig to just browse the Internet. They'...
Nov 04, 2020
Scientists May Have Just Solved the Problem of Stinking Feet
There are plenty of things to worry about right now. At least let's cross this one off the list. Scientists in Thailand believe they may've solved the problem of STINKING FEET. They created a, quote, ...
Nov 04, 2020 Michael Pujals
A Woman Files a Legal Complaint Against Her New Husband When She Finds Out He's Bald
A 27-year-old woman in Mumbai, India married a 29-year-old man back in September. And the day after their wedding, he revealed a secret . . . he's BALD. He'd been wearing a hairpiece for the entire ti...
Nov 03, 2020 malehmann / CC
"Baby Shark" Dethroned "Despacito" to Become the Most Watched Video on YouTube
Before COVID-19 existed, the most inescapable blight in the world was "Baby Shark" . . . and amazingly, it's STILL GOING STRONG. In fact, the original PINKFONG version has become the most-watched vide...
Nov 03, 2020
Beyoncé Has Actual Beehives at Her Home
BEYONC has two beehives in her backyard. And no, that doesn't mean there's a commune on her property full of intense fans who follow her every move and obey her every word. Although they probably woul...
Nov 03, 2020 Ana y María Quintana y González / CC
There Used to Be a Tradition of Baking an "Election Cake" on Election Day . . . Maybe We Should Bring It Back
Need some way to deal with the insanity of this Election Day? Maybe it's time to revive an old Election Day tradition from the early days of this country: Baking an ELECTION CAKE. It turns out people ...
Nov 03, 2020 Paulo O / CC
Planters Peanuts Flavored Like Natural Light Beer Have Arrived
Planters just came out with a new line of beer-flavored peanuts. And with all of the beers in the world to choose from, they went with . . . Natural Light. Yes, the cheapest beer at the store. Accordi...
Nov 02, 2020 MasterPhoto-DK / CC
The McRib Is Coming Back Nationwide for the First Time in Eight Years
The people at McDonald's clearly looked around, saw everything going on, and said, "You know what people NEED? Processed and sculpted mystery meat drowned in mild barbecue sauce." McDonald's is bringi...
Nov 02, 2020 Ruocaled / CC
More Than Half of People Say November 3rd Is Going to Be the Most Stressful Day of Their Lives
According to a new survey, more than half of Americans say they're expecting tomorrow to be the most stressful day OF THEIR LIVES. The survey also found 59% of people say this has already been the mos...
Nov 02, 2020 GPA Photo Archive
A Doctor Was Fooled into Buying "Aladdin's Lamp" Featuring a Fake Genie
A doctor in Uttar Pradesh, India recently went to the police after he realized he'd been conned into buying ALADDIN'S LAMP. For $41,600. He says he was treating an older woman and her two sons would c...
Nov 02, 2020 JD Hancock / CC