Author Archives: bondsy

The New Emojis Coming Next Year Have Just Been Announced
The organization that controls our emojis just announced the new ones that will be coming to our phones next year. And . . . it's pretty light. The emoji rollout for 2020 was botched, like everything ...
bondsy Sep 21, 2020

*** WATCH *** A Woman on a Bench Is Accidentally Knocked to the Ground by a Garbage Truck
This happened in July, but the video has gone viral now. A woman sitting on a city bench in Rochester, New York was thrown to the pavement when the claw of a garbage truck accidentally grabbed the ben...
bondsy Sep 17, 2020

And Here Come the Sexy "Tiger King" Halloween Costumes
The sexy "Tiger King" Halloween costumes are here. The "intimate apparel" company Yandy is selling two costumes: "Tiger Queen" and "Coolest Cat". Tiger Queen is basically a female JOE EXOTIC, minus th...
bondsy Sep 17, 2020

Netflix Cancellations Are Up . . . Is "Cuties" to Blame?
Netflix cancellations are up, and the furor over "Cuties" could have something to do with it. "Cuties" is a French film that's supposed to be about the dangers of sexualizing young girls. But to make ...
bondsy Sep 17, 2020 Stock Catalog / CC

A Website Is Offering People $13,000 to Lose Their Quarantine Weight
A fitness website called Total Shape just announced they're going to pay people to lose the weight they gained during quarantine. And they're paying A LOT . . . $13,000 in fact. They're going to pick ...
bondsy Sep 17, 2020

Miller Lite Has Created a New Beer Can That's Also a TV Antenna
If you got rid of your cable but now you're realizing just having Netflix isn't going to work for football season . . . well here's a convoluted marketing stunt to help you! Miller Lite just created t...
bondsy Sep 16, 2020 Hajime NAKANO / CC

A Mountain Dew Margarita Is Coming to Red Lobster
Mountain Dew was originally invented in the 1940s just to be a mixer for alcoholic drinks. So this is a real "come full circle" moment for it. Red Lobster just announced they're adding a MOUNTAIN DEW ...
bondsy Sep 16, 2020

*** Ummm, Wait - WHAT? *** Kristen Bell Lets Her Daughters Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer
KRISTEN BELL probably shouldn't have admitted this, but she and DAX SHEPARD let their daughters . . . who are 7 and 5 . . . drink O'Doul's . . . even during their ZOOM CLASSES. Dax drinks it because h...
bondsy Sep 16, 2020 PHOTO CRED: PR Photos - 01/13/2019 - Kristen Bell - The 24th Annual Critics' Choice Awards

Overpriced Hip-Hop Memorabilia: Biggie's Crown and Travis Scott's Has WHAT kind of Pillow?
The crown worn by THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. in his last photo shoot sold for more than $594,000 at an auction last night. That's a HUGE markup. The photographer who originally bought it for the shoot says,...
bondsy Sep 16, 2020 jason train / CC

Taco Bell Released Its First Custom Wine Called "JalapeƱo Noir"
It's already been a huge week for bad wine. First, Franzia debuted a new backpack that can hold an entire box of wine. Now TACO BELL is getting in the game. Taco Bell Canada just debuted the brand's f...
bondsy Sep 15, 2020 Mike Mozart / CC