Author Archives: bondsy
If Masks Work, Why Can I Smell Farts?
A woman at a Panera Bread in California refused to wear a mask. When other customers yelled at her, she blew in a guy's face, and claimed masks are pointless . . . because your pants don't keep the sm...
Jul 23, 2020
Are You a "Modern Man"? The Top Traits Include Cleaning, Listening, and Talking About Your Feelings
If you showed this list to a guy 50 years ago, he would have laughed in your face and put his cigarette out in your latte . . . A new poll asked people to name the top traits of a "modern man" who's t...
Jul 22, 2020 Renaud Camus / CC
Warner Brothers Has a Coronavirus Snitch Hotline
First the NBA did it, now Warner Brothers has created an anonymous tip line in Europe, so that cast and crew can SNITCH on anyone breaking COVID-19 safety protocols. They've also hired safety consulta...
Jul 22, 2020 vivianejl / CC
Celebrities With a Lot of Kids
Some celebrities spend a lot of time having kids. Or adopting them. Either way, here's a list of celebrities with large litters: 1. James Van Der Beek: 5 kids. 2. Madonna: 6 kids. 3. Diddy: 6 kids. 4....
Jul 22, 2020 David Shankbone / CC
Mean People Are More Likely to Be Addicted to Social Media
Well this sounds about right. A new study found that if you enjoy making people feel angry or embarrassed, you're more likely to be addicted to SOCIAL MEDIA. Researchers at Michigan State and Cal Stat...
Jul 22, 2020
DISTRICT 186 REOPENING PLAN 2020
District 186 registration starts Tuesday, July 21. The plan will give families a choice between fully remote learning or a blended option of remote learning and in-person learning. All students will b...
Jul 21, 2020
The Boat from "Jaws" Is Being Rebuilt to Study Sharks
Remember the Orca? That was the boat that Brody, Hooper, and Quint took out on the ocean to kill the great white shark in "Jaws". The shark DESTROYED the boat before he got blown up, but now it's comi...
Jul 21, 2020 Kevin Dooley / CC
A Woman Just Discovered Adult Swim on Cartoon Network . . . And Is Offended by It
Cartoon Network has been offering mature content on its late-night Adult Swim block since 2001. But some KAREN out there just discovered it for the first time recently . . . and she wants to speak to ...
Jul 21, 2020 Karen Roe / CC
It's National Junk Food Day! Here's Every State's Favorite Snack
If you were planning to have a kale salad for lunch, you're doing it wrong, because today is National Junk Food Day! The website Zippia.com analyzed Google searches from all 50 states to find each sta...
Jul 21, 2020 Mark Bonica / CC
If You Had a Time Machine, Would You Visit the Future or the Past?
If time travel was possible, what would you rather do? Visit the future after all this nonsense is over, or opt for simpler times and visit the past? An online survey asked 4,000 people, and the most ...
Jul 21, 2020