Author Archives: bondsy
Planters Peanuts Flavored Like Natural Light Beer Have Arrived
Planters just came out with a new line of beer-flavored peanuts. And with all of the beers in the world to choose from, they went with . . . Natural Light. Yes, the cheapest beer at the store. Accordi...
Nov 02, 2020 MasterPhoto-DK / CC
The McRib Is Coming Back Nationwide for the First Time in Eight Years
The people at McDonald's clearly looked around, saw everything going on, and said, "You know what people NEED? Processed and sculpted mystery meat drowned in mild barbecue sauce." McDonald's is bringi...
Nov 02, 2020 Ruocaled / CC
More Than Half of People Say November 3rd Is Going to Be the Most Stressful Day of Their Lives
According to a new survey, more than half of Americans say they're expecting tomorrow to be the most stressful day OF THEIR LIVES. The survey also found 59% of people say this has already been the mos...
Nov 02, 2020 GPA Photo Archive
A Doctor Was Fooled into Buying "Aladdin's Lamp" Featuring a Fake Genie
A doctor in Uttar Pradesh, India recently went to the police after he realized he'd been conned into buying ALADDIN'S LAMP. For $41,600. He says he was treating an older woman and her two sons would c...
Nov 02, 2020 JD Hancock / CC
The 10 Halloween Candies with the Highest "Trade Value"
We've seen a million lists that rank the best Halloween candies, but this one's got a nice twist. Someone ranked the most popular candies by their "trade value." Meaning how much they're worth if you'...
Oct 29, 2020 terren in Virginia / CC
1 in 7 Americans Will Drink Liquor on Election Night
26% of Americans will be drinking beer as they watch the results roll in next Tuesday . . . 23% will drink wine . . . and 1 in 7 aren't messing around. 15% will drink liquor. (1 in 8 also say they'll ...
Oct 29, 2020
A New Pill That Prevents Snoring Is on the Way
Here's some exciting news . . . for you, or the person who sleeps next to you. A new pill to prevent SNORING is in the works. It's a combination of two non-sleep drugs. One is a drug for ADHD, and the...
Oct 28, 2020 Jonathan Silverberg / CC
Play-Doh Just Came Out with "Play-Doh for Grown Ups"
One of the toys from your childhood just grew up and it's here to give you a temporary break from reality. Play-Doh just announced a brand new product line . . . "Play-Doh for Grown Ups." It's just li...
Oct 28, 2020 Nolan Williamson / CC
The Average Kid Begs for a Puppy 1,584 Times
If you're fully against getting a family puppy . . . better get ready to say "no" a lot. And I do mean A LOT. According to a new survey, the average kid begs their parents for a puppy or other pet 1,5...
Oct 28, 2020
Five New Dating Terms Thanks to Coronavirus
Modern dating has so many ridiculous nuances that it requires its own vocabulary . . . I mean, there WAS a time when none of us had heard of "ghosting" or "catfishing" or "swiping." And now the pandem...
Oct 28, 2020