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Five Old-Timey Slang Terms We Should Bring Back
Sick of trying to keep up with all the latest slang? Just use these words instead: "Reader's Digest" did a list of old-timey slang terms we should bring back. Here are a few you might be able to use i...
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Justin Timberlake Was Arrested for Drunk Driving
Justin Timberlake was arrested for drunk driving in the Hamptons early yesterday morning. Police pulled him over at around 12:30 a.m., because he ran a stop sign in his 2025 BMW, and was weaving in an...
bondsy Jun 19, 2024 Justin Timberlake is shown in this police booking photo after he was arrested for driving while intoxicated, in this handout picture, released on June 18, 2024. SAG HARBOR POLICE DEPARTMENT/Handout via REUTERS ATTENTION EDITORS - THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

Someone's "People I Want to Punch in the Face" List Was Found Outside a Grocery Store
The reaction to this online has been pretty unanimous. People just want to know where they can buy this notepad . . . Someone posted a photo of a piece of paper they found on the ground outside their ...
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Jon Heder Is Promoting Tot-Protecting Pants for the 20th Anniversary of "Napoleon Dynamite"
What better way to celebrate 20 years of "Napoleon Dynamite" than with some tater tots? Jon Heder teamed up with the frozen potato brand Ore-Ida to release TOT-PROTECTING pants. The pants resemble Nap...
bondsy Jun 18, 2024 Bill Gates (L) Microsoft Corp.'s chairman, is seen with actor Jon Heder, best know for his role in the film "Napoleon Dynamite", in a humorous video about college recruitment shown to software developers at the Microsoft Professional Developers conference in Los Angeles September 13, 2005. Gates made a major push to get software developers to build programs for the next versions of the company's Windows and Office computer operating systems, saying new capabilities should drive a new wave of personal computer sales. Microsoft has promised to launch Windows Vista, known by its former code-name Longhorn, in the second half of 2006. The next version of Office is expected to launch in the same time frame. REUTERS/Fred Prouser FSP/LA

Darius Rucker Praises Beyoncé for Making Country Music "Look More Like America"
Darius Rucker went Country first, but you could argue Beyonc did it bigger and better. And Darius is grateful. He says, quote, "I always say I want country music to look more like America and I think ...
bondsy Jun 18, 2024

72 Yr Old Bill Belichick Is Dating a 24-Year-Old Cheerleader
Go ahead, keep making fun of Bill Belichick. He sucks without Tom Brady and no other teams wanted him. Big deal. He doesn't care. He's too busy GETTING busy with his new girlfriend . . . Who just happ...
bondsy Jun 17, 2024 Jan 7, 2024; Foxborough, Massachusetts, USA; New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick talks to reporters after the game against the New York Jets at Gillette Stadium. Mandatory Credit: David Butler II-USA TODAY Sports

What Occupation Is the "Most Attractive" . . . If Salary Didn't Matter
People on social media are talking about the "most attractive" occupations . . . assuming the SALARY wasn't a consideration. The most-liked response was the "t-shirt cannon guy" at sporting events, wh...
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A Tourist Site Installed Timers Above Its Bathroom Stalls
Do you ever go into the office bathroom just to scroll on your phone and avoid work? What if they installed these? A popular World Heritage tourist site in China is in the news, after installing TIMER...
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What Are You Sick of People Trying to Convince You Is Great?
It's one thing when you encounter a Costco enthusiast who's ALWAYS talking about how great it is. But when EVERYONE won't stop talking something up . . . it can get annoying. Someone asked the interne...
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The One-Word Text Message That's the Worst to Receive is ???? And it's Even Worse Than "K"
People have a lot of opinions about getting one-word texts . . . especially when you consider the punctuation. Like texting "yup" with a period, or "great" without an exclamation point. Or just "fine,...
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