Author Archives: Michelle Mitchell

Any chance I could invite these burglars to swing by my place? There's a 44-year-old guy named Nate Roman in Marlborough, Massachusetts. And he came home with his son last week and noticed the back do...

Americans consume an average 20 BILLION hot dogs a year. According to a Hormel survey, 50% of women are scared to find out what's in hot dogs, compared to just 37% of men (of course). So what's in a d...

A 37-year-old guy in Florida named Mark Saunderson crashed a wedding at the Grand Plaza Hotel in St. Petersburg on Monday. Apparently he'd already been drinking. Then he strolled into the reception an...

RED ALERT, RHONY FANS! Luann de Lesseps made a return appearance at the Palm Beach County jail yesterday for violating her probation. Color me not shocked. You perhaps recall her run-in with the law b...

Well this is an unexpected move from a business that's centered around slapping cold cuts onto bread as quickly as possible. Jimmy John's just made its own WINE. It's a Pinot Noir called Vin de Sandwi...

NBD, but I have a Boarding Pass to Mars. What's this about? Weeeeelll, it's part of a public engagement campaign to highlight missions involved in NASA's journey to Mars. Now until September 30, NASA ...

Photo Cred: PR Photos JENNIFER GARNER gave the commencement speech at Denison University in Ohio. That's where she graduated in 1994. And she had eight life tips for the graduates. Here they are . . ....

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most BRITISH CRIME you'll ever hear of. Seriously, the only thing missing is this guy being a chimney sweep or a cop showing up to the scene and saying, "What's all t...

Okay, it's been a minute since I last played The Sims but man, did I waste some time playing it back in the day. To my surprise, I learned today the game is still around, and in its 4th edition. Looki...

Look at all this trouble JUST because a random duck apparently wanted a cheeseburger or something. A guy named Neil Edwards-Cecil from Chester, England turned 40 a few weeks ago. And he and his 31-yea...