Unlike those lame “murder hornets” that threatened to destroy the human race, then completely no-showed, Cicadas are LEGIT . . . and they’re ON THE ATTACK.
One dive-bombed PRESIDENT BIDEN yesterday at Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland, as he was getting ready to leave for the U.K.
And the plane that was supposed to take the White House Press Corps along had to be delayed for several hours due to cicadas in the ENGINE.
Back in D.C., CNN correspondent MANU RAJU just about went into a panic when one of them crawled onto his neck.
(WARNING: This video contains bleeped profanity.)
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