FILE PHOTO: The Spice Girls arrive for the 1997 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Garden in Las Vegas December 8. Reuters/Fred Prouser/File Photo
Have you ever looked back on a song you used to sing-along to, and realize it’s actually about SEX? Well, thanks to a thread on Reddit, here’s a list of those types of songs:
1. “Wannabe”, Spice Girls: “Zig-a-zig-ah is an orgasm, apparently.”
2. “Like a Prayer”, Madonna: “I just realized a couple of weeks ago that [it’s] about [oral sex]. Sigh.”
3. “Get Lucky”, Daft Punk: “I thought it was about online gambling.”
4. “Macarena”, Los del Rio: “It’s about a lady getting with, like, a dozen different guys while her boyfriend is off serving in the military.”
5. “Shut Up and Drive”, Rihanna: “Didn’t Disney put this in one of its kids movies? I really thought it was about cars.”
6. “Candy Shop”, 50 Cent: “I just thought [he] really liked sweets. Then I realized he was talking about a brothel. And the lollipop he will let them lick doesn’t have sugar in it.”
7. “Physical”, Olivia Newton-John: “It seems no one bothered about the lyrics. They saw the music video and thought it was about getting into physical exercise.”
8. “Little Red Corvette”, Prince: “I remember thinking, ‘It’d be better if it were about cars.'”
9. “Cherry Pie”, Warrant: “I just thought he and the pretty girl in the video really liked pie.”
10. “Afternoon Delight”, Starland Vocal Band: “There’s a scene in ‘Glee’ where a teacher sings this thinking it’s about having dessert in the afternoon.”
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