Martha Stewart attends the CFDA Fashion Awards in Manhattan, New York City, U.S., November 7, 2022. REUTERS/Andrew Kelly
Martha Stewart recently “rampaged” against remote work . . . and some people took it as an old-school Boomer rant.
So not surprisingly, that got people talking about BOOMER-ISMS again, which are amusing . . . even for a lot of Boomers.
Here are a few fun ones . . .
“Boomers love calling salads ‘rabbit food.'”
“Boomers hate the plastic bag ban.”
“Boomers love to sit motionless in front of football games for six hours.”
“Boomers hate it when you rely on GPS.”
“Why do Boomers hate when people sit on tables?” (???)
“Boomers love pointing out the holes in your jeans.”
“Boomers love saying, ‘If I sit down I might not get back up.'”
“Boomers hate paying their bills online.”
“Boomers love calling a signature a ‘John Hancock.'”
“Boomers hate avocado toast . . . and pumpkin spice . . . and kombucha.”
“Boomers love licking their finger before turning the page.”
“Boomers hate participation trophies, but love ‘World’s Greatest Dad’ mugs.”
“Boomers hate Millennials . . . until they’re locked out of their iPad and can’t play Candy Crush.”
“Boomers love texting to tell you your voicemail is full.”
“Boomers love to knock on locked bathroom doors.”
“Boomers love to share fake controversial posts that say, ‘I bet you won’t share this!'”
“Boomers hate being called Boomers.”
(Buzzfeed.com has more.)
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