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There’s Actually a Competition to Find the Laziest Person, and You Can’t Even Sit Up

By bondsy Sep 11, 2023 | 5:35 AM

Did you spend ALL DAY yesterday laying on the couch . . . watching football?  If so, you might be perfect for this competition of LAZINESS.

The village of Brezna in northern Montenegro, which is in Southeast Europe, holds a bizarre, annual contest, where competitors hope to earn the coveted title of “Laziest Citizen.”  The winner gets about $1,000.

They’ve been doing this for 12 years.  It started as a way to mock a myth that Montenegrins as lazy people.

This year, there are seven remaining contestants, who have been lying down on mats for more than 20 straight days . . . and counting.  They’ve already smashed last year’s record of 117 hours.

They can play on their phones and laptops . . . they can eat, drink, and read.  Basically, they have everything they need to do . . . well, NOTHING.

But they are NOT allowed to sit or stand up.  They do get 10-minute bathroom breaks, but only every eight hours.

Last we heard, they’d made it through 23 days, with “no end in sight.”

(It’s unclear if a winner has been named in the last couple days.  There wasn’t an official update yesterday . . . the reporters in Montenegro are notoriously lazy.  KIDDING!)

 

(Reuters / CGTN)