Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios is particularly terrifying this year, thanks to the addition of . . . Taylor Swift. Or at least, the THREAT of Taylor Swift.
Somebody who was there Sunday night recorded a message that played over the p.a. system when the show was closing.
The guy said, quote, “The rides are closed, mazes are closed there is no reason to stay here any longer. You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here. We only have 7 hours to get the park ready for tomorrow . . .
“Hit the bricks, take a hike gather your belongings and your drunk friends and go or we start playing Taylor Swift at full volume.”
(Here’s video.)
