Think Americans get excited at the thought of getting paid by the step? Then imagine how balls-out kray-kray they’d be if they made money doing stuff they actually do . . . like anything from today’s list of the . . .
Top 5 Other Things Americans Would Love to Get Paid for Doing.
Shop at Walmart in pajama pants.
Remove their shoes on a plane.
Shout “Now THAT’S what I’m talkin’ ’bout!” when their team scores a touchdown.
Count Apple Jacks as their daily serving of fruit.
Pose with their gun for a profile pic.
Allow exercise equipment to become a permanent clothes hanger.
Lie about flossing to their dentist.
Take pickleball way too seriously.
Humiliate their dog with an outfit.
Go into debt for Taylor Swift tickets.
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