Our local Scooters coffee was the 1st to release the pumpkin spice menu last week. BUT THIS IS EVEN MORE EXCITING:
Pumpkin spice BUTT WIPES are now a thing that exist. (???)
The company Dude Wipes is making them . . . and calling them “DUMPkin Spice” wipes. (Here’s a photo.)
According to the description, they’re designed to, quote, “keep your butt cozy with a pumpkin spice-inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and other fall scents.”
They posted a picture of a pumpkin with the date “9-5-23” carved in it, so we’re guessing that’s when they officially drop. But you can already buy them on Amazon.
It’s actually something Dude Wipes JOKED about doing a few years back. They posted a fake photo of pumpkin spice butt wipes in 2019.
We guess corporate decided the world was finally ready for the real thing.
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